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Low Carb Granola

Low Carb GranolaLow Carb Granola. About the second or third day we started eating this low carb granola with Yogurt and blueberries my husband turned to me and said “I think I could eat this every day for the rest of my life”…and so we have…almost every day. We do have a new Low Carb Warm Paleo Cereal now too.

As a mindfulness practice I hand-break my walnuts and pecans. They are more evenly sized pieces which mean fewer fines and it only takes about 20 minutes.

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Granola
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Ingredients
  1. 2 C Sliced Almonds
  2. 2 C Chopped Walnuts
  3. 2 C Chopped Pecans
  4. 1 C Golden Flaxseed Meal
  5. ½ C Vanilla Whey Protein Powder
  6. 1 Cup Allulose
  7. ½ C Butter or Coconut Oil
  8. ¼ C Sugar Free Maple Syrup
  9. ½ C Water
  10. 1 T Maple Extract
  11. 14 Drops Liquid Splenda-I use EZ-Sweetz
Directions
  1. Combine all dry ingredients in large mixing bowl.
  2. Melt butter or coconut oil, add maple syrup, maple extract, water, and liquid Splenda.
  3. Pour over dry ingredients and mix well.
  4. In1/2 sheet pan lined with Silpat pad spread out granola evenly.
  5. Bake at 275 degrees for 30 minutes. Turn down oven to 260 degrees.
  6. Remove from oven, and break-up granola into large chunks. I use a bench scraper to score and cut it and then turn with a spatula.
  7. Return to oven and bake 30 minutes longer.
  8. Remove from oven, let cool until you can break up the larger chunks by hand.
  9. Return to oven, bake another 30 minutes, turn off oven, and then let cool in oven.
  10. Don’t throw away the fines, they are just as tasty as the rest of it.
  11. Store in hard-to-open container or everyone will be into this stuff.
  12. Serving Size: 3 Tablespoons
  13. Servings 40
  14. 150 Calories 4.1g Protein 11.6g Fat, 7.4g Carbs, 6g Fiber 1.4g Net Carbs
Notes
  1. You can add desiccated coconut, sugar free dried cranberries, blueberries or anything else your little heart desires and this would change the nutritionals so beware-dried fruits have had their sugars concentrated so you need to add only a few. Example: ¼ C fresh blueberries is about 4g net carbs and ¼ C dried blueberries is about 29g net carbs. Big Difference. If you do decide to add any dried fruits cut them in little pieces-the smaller the pieces, the larger the surface area and this equals more flavor.
  2. Mix seeds or nuts you like. Go crazy.
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Low Carb Powerhouse Muffins

Low Carb Powerhouse MuffinsLow Carb Powerhouse Muffins. I used to make 24 of these Powerhouse Muffins everyday for a restaurant-catering company I worked for and people stood in line to get them when they were delivered.  They were so good that I adapted them to low carb-and they are still so good.  I hope you’ll agree.

 

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Powerhouse Muffins
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Put Into Large Bowl In Order
  1. 2 Small Grated Zucchini
  2. 1 Small Grated Yellow Squash
  3. 1 Grated Carrot
  4. ½ C Grated Granny Smith Apple
  5. 1 C Wheat Bran
  6. 1 C Allulose***
  7. ¾ C Almond Meal
  8. ½ C Coconut Flour
  9. ¼ C Golden Flaxseed Meal
  10. ½ t Salt
  11. ¾ t Soda
  12. 2 t Cinnamon
  13. 1 T Grated Orange Peel
  14. ½ C Desiccated Coconut
  15. ½ C Chopped Pecans
Mix
  1. 2 Eggs
  2. ½ C Melted Coconut Oil (Butter Will Work As Well)
  3. 1 T Vanilla
  4. 1 T Orange Extract
  5. 2 T Molasses
  6. ⅓ C Allulose***
Instructions
  1. Pour wet ingredients over dry ingredients and toss until just mixed.
  2. Spray a non-stick medium size muffin pan. I use a USA Crown Muffin Pan-It is the absolute perfect size for all kinds of muffins.
  3. Use a heaping, and I do mean heaping size #16 Scoop. This is a ¼ cup scoop but if you try to use a ¼ cup it will not be enough to fill the muffin-hole space and you will have extra batter-not good.
  4. Bake at 325 degrees 30 minutes then let rest 10-15 minutes on counter. They need to set and if not, the top may come off...and you'll have to gasp...eat it.
  5. Gently take out of pan.
  6. These are terrific slathered with butter for breakfast.
  7. 12 Super Healthy Medium Size Muffins
  8. 260 Calories, 6.3 Protein, 18.4g Fat, 17.4g Carbs, 8.5g Fiber, 8.9g net carbs
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Keto Hazelnut Parmesan Crackers

Low Carb Hazelnut Parmesan CrackersLow Carb Hazelnut Parmesan CrackersKeto Hazelnut Parmesan Crackers. Being as I live in Oregon, the hazelnut capital of the country, I thought I would try to make crackers with them.  I have tried various almond meal crackers and I didn’t like them.  I first made the recipe using hazelnut flour but the truth is that I find that the skins are bitter (probably just me) and Bob’s Red Mill hazelnut flour is ground with the skins on. (I called to verify this).  Now I boil whole nuts in water & baking soda and actually peel my own. Here is a  Video showing exactly how to peel your hazelnuts and this is just another mindfulness practice for me.  It takes a long time, I enjoy it, and I am glad when the last nut is done. For those of you who do not want to take the time to peel your nuts you can buy already blanched hazelnuts nuts Here. I have never ordered from them so cannot attest but it is an alternative.

It may seem counter-intuitive to toast nuts you are going to grind and toast as crackers but it works for me and then all my nuts are toasted to use as I wish and the smell of roasting hazelnuts…Oh boy, Oh boy.

Most often, as I am cooking, I do not follow any kind of recipe and a lot of times I ‘smell’ herbs & spices and if they smell good at the time I throw some in and that is what happened with these crackers.  Everything smelled good.  But there was a problem.  As is my custom, I did not write anything down and I couldn’t remember what I had put in them from time to time.  Yikes!  So…I made them again the other day and this time I dutifully wrote everything down and hoped for the best and they may not be the best but they are darn sure close.

We eat keto hazelnut Parmesan crackers with lots of things.  Chicken Liver Pate, (as shown is the picture) Salmon Mousse, Tapenade, Zippy Clam DipHam Salad, Caramelized Onion Dip, plain old cream cheese, smoked oysters, and sometimes just naked as a jaybird.  Enjoy.

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Hazelnut Parmesan Crackers
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Ingredients
  1. 2 C Hazelnut Flour (Meal)
  2. 1 C Parmesan Cheese
  3. 4 T Sesame Seeds
  4. 2 T Poppy Seeds
  5. 2 t Chili Powder
  6. 1 t Garlic Salt
  7. 1 t Dried Crushed Rosemary
  8. 1 t Onion Powder
  9. ½ t Marjoram
  10. ½ t Thyme
  11. ½ t Oregano
  12. ½ t Pepper
  13. ¼ t Salt
  14. 3 Egg Whites
Instructions
  1. Preheat Oven to 250°
  2. Combine all ingredients except egg whites.
  3. Beat egg whites to combine, add to dry ingredients and mix thoroughly.
  4. Place your Silpat on the back of a ½ sheet pan. (It will fit perfectly)
  5. Evenly crumble mixture onto Silpat leaving 2” around edges and cover with film.
  6. Roll very thinly all directions to completely cover Silpat.
  7. Edges will be ragged-don’t worry about it. Cut them off and roll them into your rectangle.
  8. Using a pizza cutter (I use my bench scraper), score into 1½ x 2 inch cracker rectangles 6 cuts by 7 cuts.
  9. Bake for 1½ hours. Cool in turned off oven.
  10. When cool break at scoring.
  11. Yield 56 Crackers
  12. 40 Calories, 1.8g Protein, 3.2g Fat, 1.0g Carbs, .5g Fiber .5g Net Carbs
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Keto Yogurt

 Super High Fat Low Carb Keto Yogurt Made With 40% Heavy Cream.

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Keto YogurtKeto YogurtKeto Yogurt. So, I got myself a new toy to make yogurt. It’s a Sansaire Sous Vide Stick and the cool thing about this is…it does not need to be done on the stove or in the oven.  I know it looks like it has ice cubes in it but I can assure it keeps the circulating water temperature at a steady 118° for 18 hours. All you need is just any flat surface with access to a plug and your counter will fit the bill perfectly.  We eat this keto yogurt every morning with my Granola and blueberries, come rain or shine.  (for myself, I have come to realize that blueberries are not low carb and I have not had them in a long time).  (In Portland, Oregon that would be mostly rain).  I don’t exactly know how to tell you what the nutritionals are (See Notes Below) for this yogurt because 1.)  I strain mine to make real Greek yogurt (Labne) (the whey has carbs), and 2.)  I use 40% heavy cream which has fewer carbs than 36% heavy cream.  Anyway, I know it is very low carb keto yogurt with a very high fat content.

I had a really long tirade regarding yogurt and I’m mostly dropping it.  People are going to eat sugary low fat yogurt no matter what I say.  I used to want to preach to the choir and over the years I have come to realize that people are going to either educate themselves…or not.

This recipe will double with no trouble to make one gallon and the only difference is that you need 1 quart glass jars instead of 2 cup glass jars and a deeper stock pot to fit the height of the jars. I have saved enough 2 cup & 4 cup jars to wad a shotgun & I use them for so many things. If you love this yogurt you may also like Creme Fraiche which is a first cousin to yogurt.

Cooled keto yogurt will be relatively thick and as you can see in the picture and…I strain mine to make Greek yogurt, but it is not necessary.  If you decide to strain it, this is what real Greek  keto yogurt is-not the crap that passes for Greek yogurt in grocery stores.  The whey does have  carbs in it and I get a little over 2 cups per this recipe.  And now there are these two tricky little pieces of equipment that I think are really nifty-fifty. The 1st is a complete 2 Quart Yogurt Maker which includes a hanging strainer bag, and the 2nd is a companion 2 Quart Very Fine Strainer and the recipe below is for 2 quarts or ½ gallon so it’s the perfect size.  Using either of the methods described above you will have the best Real Greek Yogurt you can begin to imagine.  If I can come into in the 21st Century so can you, and this really is such a much better, cleaner, and faster way to make yogurt.  The above pieces of equipment are sold at many large stores all over the country and readily available on the internet.  The yogurt maker can also be purchased with an additional 2 quart glass container for larger families and to keep the yogurt flowing.

Comparing the 2 systems: The Sous Vide stick is more versatile as you can cook meats and all kinds of things in a water bath with it, but…the cost is around $200.  The yogurt maker & strainer will only make yogurt but…it is half the cost at $100.  I will tell you this though, restaurants worldwide use the Sous Vide method to cook their steaks, fish, & veggies and you probably have had food cooked Sous Vide and not known it.  They come in all shapes and sizes but they all have one thing in common-they slowly cook at a very low temperature with the food submerged in water and I do use my stick to cook steaks.

If interested this is a test I did with Chobani:  My Chobani Experiment Apples To Apples.

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Yogurt
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Ingredients
  1. 4 C 40% Heavy Cream
  2. 4 C Whole Milk
  3. 2 Pkgs. Yogourmet Starter
Instructions
  1. Pour heavy cream and milk into a sauce pan that will hold a little more than 2 quarts, heat on medium, stirring often, and monitoring with a digital thermometer, heat until mixture reaches 180°.
  2. Remove from stove, stir occasionally, and cool to 120°.
Method 1-Sous Vide
  1. In a small mixing bowl add 2 cups of cooled mixture to 2 packets of Yogourmet, stir well, add back in, and stir well again.
  2. Funnel into four 2 cup glass jars and screw the tops lightly.
  3. In a pot large enough to hold the 4 two cup jars and the Sous Vide stick, add enough warm water to bring it to the level of the cream in the jars.
  4. Set stick to 118° and it will bring the water to temperature very quickly.
  5. After 18 hours (your incubation period) take jars out of water, (you may have to top the water every 4-5 hours as you are incubating for 18 hours) dry them, and put in the refrigerator. If you are tempted to taste it-go for it. Warm yogurt is divine. I try to start the whole process about 11:00AM, have it cooled, jarred, and into the water by about 1:00PM, incubate over night, and refrigerate in the morning about 7:00AM.
  6. If you plan to strain the yogurt then you may begin with the first 2 jars before refrigeration as it will slide out of the jars most easily when warm. (It thickens in the fridge). I do not have the 2 Quart Strainer-I have my own system. (See Picture) Carefully remove yogurt into appropriate size container and I have a much used 1.5 lb Daisy sour cream container. If you are doing this for the first time it is a learning experience and after that, it will be second nature and Easy Peesy Japanesy. Remember, as you are sleeping there will be magic happening in your kitchen.
  7. Un-strained cooled yogurt will still be relatively thick. I strain mine 4 cups at a time to make Greek yogurt but it is not necessary. I hope you decide to strain it because this is what real Greek yogurt is-not the crap that passes for Greek yogurt in any grocery store.
Method 2-Yogurt Machine
  1. You will follow the heating and cooling instructions and then follow the manual instructions. This option is less expensive than the Sous Vide stick but...the Sous Vide stick is a far more versatile piece of equipment as it also cooks all kinds of other things so please look it up before deciding which system you wish to use.
  2. 20-¼ C Strained Servings
  3. 194 Calories, 2.6g Protein, 19.2g Fat, 3.5g Carbs, 0g Fiber, 3.5 Net Carbs
Notes
  1. It is my best guess that the carb content in this yogurt is closer to 2g-3g because it is incubated for so long. The long incubation period breaks down the lactose sugar and in the end there is not much sugar left, especially after straining but the nutritionals do include the whey.
  2. If strained it will be the richest creamiest yogurt you ever have.
  3. Try straining Chobani yogurt and see what you get. A lot of whey with left over chalk-believe me I tried it.
  4. Lastly, if you have 4 tall 1 Qt jars and the right size stock pot you can double this recipe and make 1 gallon of yogurt at a time. This is the way I used to make it and it lasts two people for about 3 weeks so you can see the advantage if you have a larger family than includes kids who want to eat healthy yogurt every morning. And you would still have to make it once a week or so.
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